#Superbowl ads

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

Reblog to send that fucking flesh cowboy hat kid from the Tubi ads to the pits of hell

[reality-detective]

I guess now I have a reason to watch the superblow game. 🤔

[muddypolitics]

on the other hand...

[uchidachi]

So, to review: for Superbowl ads this year we had two ads that featured flying facial hair, two ads that featured aliens craving snacks (with deadly consequences), and two ads themed around goldilocks & the three bears, (even though the three bears are used as longtime spokes-characters for Charmin, so most ad companies would know to avoid using them, since there’s a high chance Charmin would buy a spot and have a too-similar ad.)

So…. Do we think some idiot companies tried to cut costs with their ads, and it went something like this?

“Chatgpt write me a funny superbowl ad featuring [actor known for notable facial hair]”

Chatgpt: the notable facial hair flys away. Beep boop bop.

[klarytheracingintern]

Love how the Google trend for the search of "is F1 is faster than IndyCar?" shoots up lol. Fox is trying to start beef lol. BTW: The answer is no, F1 is not faster 😂

[chaosbabee]

YOU GUYS I'M HAUNTED BY THE TUBI FLESH HAT

I literally can't stop thinking about the implications of Flesh Hat(tm)

Like, what is the underlying structure? Is the brim made of cartilage or bone? Are there differences in organs and muscles? Can you break your flesh hat like you break your nose or your skull? Why no hair? Why do only some people have flesh hats and others have regular heads? Is it a birth defect? Or is it not because the parents react so nonchalantly?

Also in this world the people who don't have flesh hats STILL wear hats? That are the same shape as the flesh hats? Does this mean the flesh hats came first and were then crafted for people without them? Why??

And according to the logic of this world you're apparently sometimes born to only enjoy one genre of content without variation or else you're betraying some fundamental part of yourself (like the flesh wizards)? And they can tell that by your flesh hat?? How does the entertainment industry work in this universe? What are the cultural implications?

WHAT IF INSTEAD OF GENDER REVEAL PARTIES THEY HAD GENRE REVEAL PARTIES???

Do people get plastic surgery on their flesh hats? Or peircings? Or tattoos? Do regular people ever get surgically implanted flesh hats? Is it seen as attractive to have a flesh hat or is it somehow obscene or shameful? ARE THERE FLESH HAT BEAUTY STANDARDS????? When you get older do flesh hats wrinkle? Or get age spots? Or droop? Are they like ears and noses where they just keep growing? Are people with flesh hats more likely to get skin cancer?

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS STUPID AD

[intexda]

I kinda wanna know about fandom flesh hat dynamics. if there are more flesh hatted people, How do they work? What if they're destined for obscure and fleeting fandoms? How many are there besides these 3 flesh hatted people?

Is there someone out there with a flesh bionicle mask?

They have given me a new world to ponder and i want to know more.

[snogards]

HEY TUMBLR

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHOWING ME THE FUCKING TUBI FLESH HAT AD

PLEASE

IVE MARKED IT AS SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS TO REQUEST TO NOT SEE THAT AD ANYMORE AND YOU KEEP SHOWING IT 😭😭😭😭😭

PLEASE

[umijustwantedtoreturnthis]

every time I see the flesh hat i'm scared. why were the superbowl adds so weird this year? i'm literally crying

did y'all see the coffee foam ad with the tongue 😭

[keanuquotes]

My top fave superbowl ad!

[livinces]

I'm tired of this gross Tubi ad! 😤

[bluedawnflower]

hey uh what the fuck was that microsoft copilot ad

"they say I can't do___, I say I can" but then it's a bunch of AI prompts getting filled with AI images and paragraph prompts

my brother in internet YOU ARE NOT DOING THE THING, THE COMPUTER IS

[ficklesprite]

Just about lost it when they advertised an AI art generator at the superbowl

[tira-misu-0]

made my small business college class watch the tubi hat man ad cuz the teacher asked for recommendations of superbowl ads to critique the marketing strategies of

everyone was as horrified as i was

[uchidachi]

[bearsangel2010]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.!!